Mar 26, 2023

I asked ChatGPT to write a script for E.T. 2

People have been asking ChatGPT to do a lot of things lately. I was going to list some of those things, but I don’t feel like it. I’m sure you’ve heard something. If not, check this out. One of the first things I asked it to do was to write some CSS for print. It […]

Sep 18, 2022

AI-Generated Art Is Scaring The Shit Out Of Me

What does that even mean? AI-generated art? It means that some maniacs have written computer software that can generate images based only on text input. So you can basically just type some text… whatever, and the computer will generate an image based on that text. I told it to create a “sleep paralysis demon”. We’ll […]

May 19, 2022

Holy Shit Guys I Have A Website?

OK, so I didn’t actually “forget” that I had a website. It’s just that I didn’t have enough room in my brain for it, so it sorta got lost in the “things I don’t have the energy to think about” zone. And the more time has gone on, the more I wasn’t sure what to […]

Feb 15, 2020

The Best Shit I Heard In 2019

OK. Fine. Here it is. This may not be the absolute best music from 2019. But it’s the best shit I heard. If you use Apple Music or Spotify you can listen to everything right here. Or just add the playlist on your fuckin kindle or whatever it is. If not, how do you listen […]

Oct 6, 2017

List of “Craft Breweries”

This is just a list that I refer to from time to time.

Jan 22, 2017

The Best Shit I Heard in 2016

OK, everybody relax. It’s finally here. These are the best albums I heard in 2016. They’re in no particular order. Endless Light O’Brother Genre: Alternative Sounds like: Pan-seared Mogwai served on a bed of Black Map with a side of Muse Standout tracks: Your Move, Deconstruct, Complicated End Times Sample lyric: “I saw the end of time, I […]

Jun 27, 2015

Spotify Continues to Ignore Paying Music Nerds

…at a certain point items you save will be gone the next time you open the app.

Jan 1, 2015

The Year 2014: A Year in Review, Year-End Edition

Here are some things I did in the year 2014

Nov 4, 2014

The Creators Project Featured My GIFs

Apparently my mom now writes for Vice Magazine

Jun 2, 2014

#EVERYDAY, Formerly MSCED

Important: Please read. This is an announcement for reading.

Apr 5, 2014

Caramel Hard Cider

Making hard cider is actually pretty easy. It’s like brewing beer except for the part where you brew the beer.

Mar 23, 2014

Blonde Lambic at 18 Months

It looks like the water in the trash compactor scene in the first Star Wars (Episode IV) when that weird snake thing pulls Luke under and tries to strangle him.

Jan 3, 2014

Make Something Cool Everyday

I’ve made several attempts over the years of doing something every day: taking a self portrait, recording a 1 second video, finding a box of money… the list goes on.

Aug 9, 2013

Strawberry Belgian Milk Stout, Part 3: I’ve Made A Terrible Mistake

I tried to make a Strawberry Belgian Milk Stout. I’m pretty sure it didn’t work.

Jul 23, 2013

Ring of Bones Imperial White Ale

A double strength Belgian Wit. A Blue Moon with more balls. It’s like a spicier Allagash White injected straight into your eyeballs.

Jul 7, 2013

Strawberry Belgian Milk Stout, Part 2: Secondary Fermentation and Kegging

In which I inevitably take things too far and possibly ruin a perfectly good beer.

Jun 11, 2013

Strawberry Belgian Milk Stout

I’m hoping for a sweet stout with some spiciness from the Belgian yeast and a tippity touch of strawberry flavor on top.

Apr 21, 2013

White Chai Ale

I’m not sure if I want to call this a White Chai Ale or a Chai White Ale or something else way more clever than that. Whatever it ends up being called, it better be F-ing good because I just spent all god damn day making it.

Jan 18, 2013

Rye Gose

A traditional Gose is typically brewed with 50-60% wheat, a small amount of hops, and coriander and salt for flavoring. It’s supposed to be a little sour too. You might think of it as a salty/sour Witbier. Actually, you might not cause you don’t know shit, but trust me.

Sep 28, 2012

I Have Found The Super Massive Black Hole at the Center of the Internet

And it is AnimatedPizzaGifs.com.

Sep 17, 2012

The Wire RPG

Since there’s unfortunately not an 8-bit video game version of The Wire, some smartass created this video that shows what it might look like if there was.

Aug 11, 2012

Starting a Sour/Lambic Pipeline

I’m a big fan of sour beers. So I thought, why not set an unreasonable goal for myself and try to have a constant flow of sour beers fermenting so I always have one ready to drink.

Oct 19, 2011

Homebrew Log Jam: Part 1

I’m not exactly sure what a Homebrew Log Jam is but I needed something that sounded even more “backed up” than Homebrew Backlog since I’ve brewed like 7 or 8 beers since my last homebrew related post. I guess I’ll start where I left off.

Oct 8, 2011

1950s Housewife Tries LSD

“It’s… I can’t tell you about it. If you can’t see it then you’ll just never know it. I feel sorry for you.”

Sep 27, 2011

What I Ask For Is Not Unreasonable

I am waiting for the day when portable computers become small enough that I can keep one with me at all times… And it should be easy to hook up to the telephone. I need to connect it to my home and laboratory computers. What I ask for is not unreasonable.